May 2013
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
bagginspotterkenobi:
someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
Cersei: It's your sister... the queen? You may remember me from such hits as "I married the fucking king" and "My bastard son is the fucking king" and "I am the queen so help me god open the door"
princemordo:
heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
its not you
there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
ps its more...
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forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
